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A Strike! Our demands!

I have just read a blog post by another PwMS and felt compelled to post this excerpt:

1.) No more weak legs.
2.) No less than 8 hours of deep tissue REM sleep each night.
3.) All sensory feelings must return.
4.) Any and all medicines must be in pill form, affordable, safe, proven effective.*
(*no side effects allowed unless prescribing doctor experiences each one)
5.) All holes, missing or shrunken, scarred or damaged areas of brain must be returned and/or repaired*
*This shall hold true for entire Central Nervous System (CNS)
6.) Cognitive difficulties will be resolved within 1 week.
7.) Any and all neurological depression and fatigue will cease immediately.
8.) Spasticity will not be allowed nor any bladder/bowel dysfunction.
9.) All needles and IV's will be placed firmly in chosen doctor/nurses wrists.
10.) These demands may be added to as memory allows.


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firni
Feb. 10th, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
That is marvelous. Number four makes me wonder how often the doctors would prescribe their vile medications for autoimmune disorders if they had to experience the side effects.
natf
Feb. 11th, 2008 06:32 pm (UTC)
Absolutely! The funniest side effect is on the the ones we get prescribed for vertigo/dizziness... that "may cause dizziness" !!!
alexmc
Feb. 10th, 2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
> Cognitive difficulties will be resolved

This whole list makes me think of the ontroductory talk over in "Sapphire and Steel"
natf
Feb. 11th, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC)
*low flying aeroplane whooshes over my head*
alexmc
Feb. 11th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
Sorry - brain misfiring in all directions...

"All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is Life. Medium atomic weights are available -- Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver, and Steel. -- Sapphire and Steel have been assigned......."

http://www.katspace.org/fandom/sns/
natf
Feb. 12th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)
Ah hah....

*nods*

*backs away*

*runs*

(Just kidding!)
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