PUBLIC: Caption competition!

Again, I am stealing content from my livejournal reading list - this caption competition comes from

tidesong where it was in a locked entry so I have asked for permission to run it here as well! There will be no prize other than virtual applause and I will end the judging when I feel like it but likely in a day or two - so get captioning!

Cat eating raw sausage and being held up by the scruff of its neck.