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PUBLIC: [humour] Angry Bob

(Transcribed from Pearls Before Swine)

"Angry Bob" by Rat.

Rat types:
Angry Bob was angry.
"I am angry because I am lonely," said Angry Bob. "I must find a woman."

He went to a bar. He sat on a barstool.

He saw a crowd gathered around a man. "What is going on?" Bob asked the woman sitting next to him.

"That's Dangerous Dan," she said, "He's the most dangerous fighter in the U.F.S."
"What is the U.F.S.?" asked Bob.

"The Ultimate Fighting Series," she said, "It's on TV."
"I do not like fighting," said Bob.

The woman stared at Bob. "It is refreshing to meet a man who admits physical weakness. I would like to get to know you better."

The woman took Bob's hand and led him to her car outside. They turned on the stereo. They kissed.

And for the first time in his angry 38 years, Bob was happy. Happy kissing. Listening to music. Hearing the rhythmic knock.

On the Window. Made by Dan. Who had gone out to his wife's car to see why the headlights were on.

Bob died. Many times.
Rat says:
There are worse things than being lonely.

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painterofroses
May. 13th, 2007 02:27 pm (UTC)
LOL omg thats so sad and funny. Poor bob, lol
natf
May. 13th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
;-p

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