I am pretty much nocturnal right now and got hungry at about 0215. I decided to toast my DFGF english muffins but forgot that they need much less time in the toaster than anything else I toast (I have no idea what is in them that s so flammable compared to the other DFGF bread products that I eat). I turned away to throw the packaging in the bin and they decided to burn which, of course, set off the smoke alarm. Cue woken hubby and neighbours.
So, not only can I not trust myself to use the George Foreman Grill without forgetting to turn it off and almost burning down the kitchen/flat but I now cannot trust myself to toast some English Muffins because I am hungry without waking up the whole town!
So, I now need to remember to watch the DFGF english muffins like a hawk when I am toasting them and/or remember not to toast/eat them in the middle of what most people call the night but I call my most productive and focussed part of the day.
I foretell the use of even *more* sticky notes (of this there are already loads all over the flat) reminding me to do things or not to do things, one of which reminds me/us to turn of the GFGrill. We should buy shares/stock/options/futures/something in Post-It™.