For the non-image-interfaced, the first says:
/></td><td valign="middle">The heavily armed monkeys guarding the servers currently report no site-wide problems.</td></tr></table>
The second says:
</td><td valign="middle">The heavily armed monkeys guarding the servers currently report no site-wide problems.</td></tr>
Me? I'd call this a non-site-wide problem with site-wide implications but then that is just my 2¢.
There was me thinking that they were in the business of running a website (and so HTML) based business…